Breaking Down The Best Strip Clubs In Berlin
In this post we will break down the best strip clubs in Berlin. We don’t necessarily mean grade each strip club on what it has to offer, that is far too subjective.
We all know what the best strip clubs in Berlin have to offer: hot nude girls doing table dances in front of you. Instead this post is going to be more about how big of a ripoff strip clubs are in a city like this.
We have already covered all the legal mongering here in our GuysNightlife Berlin sex guide, one has to wonder why anyone would pay such high prices for a strip club. You are paying as much to go here and get blue balled as you would at an FKK.
Of course some guys are fine with that, they are just here for the eye candy and don’t like paying for sex. If that is the case then these do serve a purpose, but why only look at sexy naked girls when there are so many places to have sex?
Before we totally crush these places we might as well tell you which are generally considered the best so you can head to them if you like. Then after that we will get back to ripping on them, if you want to try to hook up with girls for free in Berlin that link is more your style.
Best Strip Clubs In Berlin
What makes a good strip club? The girls right? Well it can be really hard to judge which is the best when the girls will change so often.
You might go to one gentlemens club and see the hottest naked girls you have ever seen. Then you tell all your boys about it, plan a night out with them, and when you go back the lineup is nowhere near what it was before.
Most strippers are independent contractors. They pay the club when they want to work and don’t have to show up if they don’t want to. They also can change venues from night to night.
That means you never know who will be dancing nude on stage when you arrive which can be both good and bad. It is always nice to get a pleasant surprise, but it can work both ways.
There is a pretty easy way to give yourself the best chance of seeing the hottest strippers: follow the money. The hottest girls will want to work at the most expensive places, so you will need to pay the highest prices to see them.
Some of the most highly thought of and best strip clubs in Berlin are:
They are not the only ones around, some other strip clubs you could try are:
Bar Rouge has a nice smokers lounge with many fine cigars and liquors on hand. Well, they all have fine liquor but the smokers lounge is what stands out there.
Bon Bon got major pub for being a strip club with great food, so if you want to have a nice meal while staring at some topless dancers it would be a good place to visit.
Most strip clubs are late night places, often they won’t even open up until 9 or 10pm. If you want to head to one earlier contact them to see if they will be open. Or look for something better to do.
Why Go To Berlin Strip Clubs?
OK, if you only want to look at sexy naked Berlin girls dancing and don’t care about satisfying your greater desires then by all means go. But with so many other great options around it seems kind of pointless.
You are likely to spend just as much money at a strip club as you would at somewhere like FKK Artemis or any other FKK. The only difference is you will actually be having sex at the FKK, not just looking.
If you aren’t aware prostitution is legal in this country and there are all sorts of sex clubs and swingers clubs around. Places where you pay the same amount as the strip clubs and get to have way more fun.
We aren’t judging, if looking only is your thing then go for it. Just thought it was a good idea to inform you of the other options around.
Don’t forget you can also meet sexy girls on dating sites, Adult Friend Finder being the most popular here. This is a great site to meet girls for dating, hook ups, and friends with benefits.
In most places around the world that site isn’t really worth using but in Berlin there are over a thousand active female users. Plus thousands more across Germany.
You can also check out this mongering guide to find out about the best places in Germany to have a lot of fun. That is our breakdown of the best strip clubs in Berlin. As you can tell we aren’t too fond of them, in other cities where it isn’t legal to have sex with prostitutes at nice FKK’s they are worth visiting, but not here.